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Whip out your dick

Whip out your dick and I’ll draw my sword: Since you want to use your manhood as a weapon give me a chance to choose mine. If it’s a war you want, a war you’ll get But let me draw my sword and I’ll give you a war you won’t forget. You call yourself a… Continue reading Whip out your dick

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My explanation for the creation of different races : A bedtime story for my kids

Once upon a time God created mankind in his image (black, duh) to live out the life he would've loved to live if he wasn't the omnipotent, omniscient & omnipresent almighty. The first people lived in Africa and were united like the brothers and sisters God had told them they were but when God saw… Continue reading My explanation for the creation of different races : A bedtime story for my kids